Wanted town crazy

Uh hello is this thing working? well our town certainly isn't are whole entire town has gone nuts!! if we don't receive a town crazy we will all be lost to madness. for this job you need to have nerves of steel. You have to be ready for a tough crowd. We expect a new act every day if this is not preformed properly then you will be fired and be labled normal. the acts may include singing at inapropriate times or doing activities at areas would not be expected. Our limitations for random acts include contact with citizens is prohibited any harm done to an idividuall may result in an automatic discontinument of pay. your salary depends on preformance of day the division of preformance rating is three choices this list starts from lowest to highest clown, comedian, respiratory problems, cerial murderer, Boss